jokes

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Question and answer

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn't know what number came first.

Question and answer

Q: What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A: They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

did you know

 "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson was the first video to air on MTV by a black artist.