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when man say..."I was listening to you. It's just I
have things on my mind." |
Question and answer Q: What do you call a blonde with 90%
of her intelligence gone? |
Question and answer Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance? |
Your kid has been kidnapped A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra. |
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| A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death? | ||||||||||||
| In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad. | ||||||||||||
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